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Clumsy Americans Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No. 46109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You Americans is really clumsy.
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Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.50811 del
Daily reminder this was an excuse to pretend the tap water is fine


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.50812 del
shut the fuck up already no one cares about your stupid fucking thread


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.51064 del
>>50687
I agree.
I rank it as follows from most to least:
1. Greedy
2.(tied) Selfish
2. Ugly
3. Clumsy


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.51072 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0 [Embed]

Why don't you ever take a look at the root problem?


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.51311 del
>>51064
They smelly



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Died with huge dildo in the ass right before wedding Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No. 51310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
At least he had colossal bliss



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Bitcoin sparing Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No. 51274 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey guys so I would like to know if there is anyone willing to spare a few bitcoin, im a newbie investor and I dont really wanna scam anyone, if you are a good trader or crypto expert and can spare some bitcoin send to my address: bc1qxt2lfv27nalqnkpmd9n373m2wdxxqruffs546e


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.51309 del
>>51274
nah sorry OP



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It's just a building? Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No. 51066 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
No, it's also a great photo opportunity.


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.51304 del
Say cheese



You are REDEEMEE by Our Lord Jesus. Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No. 51300 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Heretics 5:18

For the way of the LORD is through righteousness and works of labour's, for Thou art chosen by GOD to suffer for Christ's sake. As Paul wrote, the Word of the Lamb was I crucified for, the blood of the Lamb is whenth redeemeth me From the Devil.

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Mormon 6:19

For thou art not worth by the value of man, but as GOD provides your Value. For the WORD of our Lord JESUS CHRIST Had redeemed you for Christ sake, for this saying is True, Amen.


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.51301 del
Praise the Lord - Micah Tyler

Listen now on Spotify.



Repent in the NAME of JESUS CHRIST. Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No. 51299 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Colossians 3:5 - Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.

Matthew 5:28 - But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

2 Timothy 2:22 - So flee youthful passions and pursue righteousness, faith, love, and peace, along with those who call on the Lord from a pure heart.



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Fire is Good! Anonymous 02/20/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No. 45422 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Don't let anyone tell you that fire is bad. Boohoo, the environment, my lungs. No.
Fire has been used for thousands of years to keep us warm and cook food.
Fire is very good.
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Anonymous 03/30/2024 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.50650 del
Fire is very hot.


Anonymous 04/11/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.50775 del
What did you burn?


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.51051 del
Burning is benefitial to all life and nature.


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.51052 del
>>50650
And you are a moron.


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.51298 del
Did you know about cheesy americans?



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/tx/ Texas Secession General Anonymous 02/01/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No. 49736 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This is a thread about the possibility of Texas seceding from the Union due to the crisis at the southern border.

This thread is NOT for local hookups or porn. This is a political thread fagtard. Go fuck off elsewhere with your coomer shit.
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Anonymous 02/08/2024 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.49877 del
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>>49871
Radical leftists actually do want to replace average Americans anon, that is the plan for open borders: replace the white working middle class with a poor slave labor class (reduce corporate/govt expenses), foreigners won't know or care about Constitutional rights (abolish Constitutional protections for citizens without much dissent (impose fascism/communism/tyranny), get rid of consumer rights and bring back feudalism and total centralized control over the 'economy' (or whatever illusion is left of an economy).


Anonymous 02/08/2024 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.49883 del
ipp3r


Anonymous 02/16/2024 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.50050 del
If our government can't secure it's own borders why the hell should we take their constant bickering about Russia and China being a threat to our nation seriously? That's completely insane.


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.51287 del
The world used to be divided between the free West and the unfree East. Later only the USA was a free country. Now half of the US hates freedom. Soon just Southern New Hampshire will be free. Later the Libertarians will need to buy a sailboat to be free or flee and scatter to the Sahara, Siberia, and the Amazon and wait to be hunted down by tyrannical Nazis and Commies.


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.51293 del
>>51292
Cleanse out the old leaven that you may be a new lump, as you really are unleavened. For Christ, our Passover lamb, has been sacrificed.

For the Lamb in the midst of the throne will be their shepherd, and he will guide them to springs of living water, and God will wipe away every tear from their eyes.”

Saying with a loud voice, “Worthy is the Lamb who was slain, to receive power and wealth and wisdom and might and honor and glory and blessing!”



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A piece of Shit Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No. 50208 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This jackass fucking up the country. Do they just automatically vote in whoever is the biggest piece of shit now?
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Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.51047 del
>>50208
He sure is.


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.51048 del
The impotent cries of powerless sheep are always a joy to read


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.51106 del
That's old Alzheimer's Joe Biden for ya.


Anonymous 04/24/2024 (Wed) 16:01 [Preview] No.51107 del
Anon, stop being a simp.

Biden is not in control of anything, he is a puppet. A puppet who's strings are being pulled by big banking interests, the Military Industrial Complex, Big Pharma, international corporations, etc.

The guy is senile clearly, he only does what he is told to. He probably does not even remember his own inauguration at this point. Don't be a simp. Biden is not in control of anything. The uber-rich Zionist oligarch class is in full control (((BIS/IMF/WEF/Davos crowd))) and yes they are clearly evil.


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.51282 del
Yes,
we very clearly do vote in whoever is a stupid bitch.



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Broke Americans Anonymous 10/03/2023 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No. 48448 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When your Luciferian government destroys it's own building and blames it on terrorists as a power grab. No one falls for the hoax.
We can all plainly see it was an inside job, but their taxpayers still have to foot the bill.
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Anonymous 04/19/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.50992 del
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These are a great topic, how is there not more threads? The photos are fantastic.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.51014 del
they arrested that asian kid for THINKING about shooting a school

his crimes included;
>Googling "Mass Shooting 2023"

Wow, what a fucking monster. Being anything but a nigger in this country is illegal, and doing research on anything means you did the crime. Unless of course you're a fucking nigger murderer like George Floyd or all those "slaves," then they murder yet more in your fucking honor. This government will finish its suicide in my lifetime, I am convinced.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.51018 del
>>51014
Niggers ruined America.


Anonymous 04/20/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.51030 del
Fun


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 23:36 [Preview] No.51281 del
Cheesy Americans