SA best A

This isn't a valid thread either.

Just drove to Lake with a few Jerry cans. Filled up.

WE FLUSHING AGAIN BOYS

>>844893
we're doomed

>>844893
Why not?

This is the real thread

>>844904
Not a Pepe

>>844909
It is so.

I think it's three Pepe's sitting on each other.

My toilet and shower are all blocked up and I can't fix it. I'm going to need to get a plumber to fix it. I took a shit at a public dunny. I didn't get shit all over the seat like Cruisey but I did splatter it all inside the bowl.

>>844912
Did it flush?

>>844909
Correct there are two.

ANZAC day tomorrow. Woe.

>>844913
Yes. It was a public one. The blockage is at home. It took three flushes to get this one down through. They were very wussy flushes. Not built for Chad exec shits.

>>844914
we're not having some retarded AI imitation frog thing that looks all fucked up

>>844858
No I was just wondering if there was hard examples of the court admitting the evidence was omitted.

>>844917
It's the best effort we can apply. True NEET values for a NEET who cares enough to make this thread. We're no longer in the dark gaping void.


>>>/dump/ has a lot of Pepes though.

Golf went well

Should I put another pebble in the sobriety bottle or should I scull this bottle of wine?

This is the official thread.

I have used my reserve BO powers to declare the green creatures in the OP pic to be Pepe.

Can you declare Olive to be best girl?

>>844925
Youre not the boss of me

>>844923
Save the rest for the weekend.

>>844929
He is the BOss of us all.

Pretty sure BO is Sperg.

>>844920
I don't know what gets recorded or who has access in a 'closed' hearing. I presume the State still has some kind of records.
Nobody has contradicted Sewell's account of proceedings.

>>844934
Those fish are both males, thats how they fight

Feels like its about that time.

>>844935
I saw Mongaro and boardNEET fighting like that for hours once.

Monday I asked a business to confirm their external IP addresses for a pentest and they told me not to worry about it, they were the same as last time.
Spend this morning hitting one of them. Realise they no longer host said business' website.

>>844936
Akira was a weird cartoon

>>844938
FUCKED THE WRONG HOLE, DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION

>>844936
Cheers cuz.

RONALD RAEGAN

>>844943
>RAEGAN
RAYGUN

>>844944
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dczSyaaGlv0 [Embed]
I JUST WANTED TO MEET THE PRESIDENT

might play some vidya

>>844942
Hot

>>844938
You bill them, it doesn't matter.

>>844934
Last one is me visiting Webby.

>>844937
Hot!

>>844938
kek many such cases

>>844922
That is good NEET.

>>844923
Put another pebble in. Tip the wine down the sink.

>>844941
Found a spider squashed in the lid of the choof tin. Most of its legs were gone, I probably smoked them thinking they were fibers.

>>844912
Investigate DIY remedies on YouTube before calling the plumber.

>>844933
>Sewell's account of proceedings
What is alleged to have been hidden?

What can you do with rosemary flowers?

>>844368
Is that Olive? That twink has been on my mind. No shit, I’ve been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in the Salisbury RSL. That shit had to be the tightest, wettest most Mexican boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Olive screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That twink frotted my cock until he busted in my mouth, I had to return the favour. That twink Ryan and I have been fucking non-stop ever since, but you’ve got to keep that shit discrete. He does that sort of shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "top" Olive, I'll be straight with you, All you’ve got to do is ask, be straight up, and get physical really quick. Touch his nuts, get on your knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no poofter cunts either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Tall and broad shouldered, 6'5 is the minimum and I’m not talking about height mate. That twink stole my heart and drank my seed.

Severely woed.

>>844957
>>844956
Just appreciate their beauty and fragrance.

>>844959
I believe it.

>>844960
What is happening NEET?

>>844961
I'll have to break it off to see if the flowers smell different

My wizard cloak has gone to Sunshine West Australia Post :(

>>844964
You jest.

>>844867
I did not understand that joke.

>>844965
The Ministry of Magic might be confiscating it.

Hmm. They are different.
The petals didn't really have a smell but tasted like rosemary but a bit lighter.
The stem no taste but a sweeter smell.
Something about it makes me think of lavender.
Rubbed the oil on my fingers behind my ears.

>>844967
The Hungarian will.

>>844968
The Sunshine West DC is like the Room of Requirement.

>>844953
You have invented a new strain.

>>844969
>Something about it makes me think of lavender.
They are in the same family. Plants look very similar.

>Rubbed the oil on my fingers behind my ears.
You will be attracting bees all day.

>>844970
He only gets the ones with potatoes in them.

>>844972
I saw ants moving around on a different one.
>>844973
>look
I meant the smell and taste. It's not purfumey or as floral.

>>844974
Back in USSR there was no potato to get.

>>844975
I know what you meant.

>>844977
Why didn't you tell me before I picked the flower?

>>844963
Nothing, I'm just very lonely.

>>844970
I get it but I don't find it all that funny. Maybe a 6/10.

>>844956
Stick it in your undies

>>844979
iktf

>>844982
Common sence answer

Okay Champ!

>>844992
What a stupid post. What has some fucking Indian got to do with underground caves?

>844994
Nobody tell him.

CaveNEET is such a brainlet

Dropkick

>>845003
Awful post.

>>845002
Wonderful post.

AAAAAAAA, why shouldnt i drink?

>>845002
Well said.

>>845007
Time to get on the wagon.

Got a haircut from a hot Persian milf.
I'm definitely going bald, it gets worse everytime. My hairline is eating into my crown from the side. It's so over

huffing jenkem

>>845010
You should get on the finasteride with me.

>>845013
I will go out with grace and class.

Another stubborn squirt

blogNEET:
You let your LetsEncrypt certificate expire.
You would have received warning emails and I gave you instructions on how to update it.

>>845015
There is nothing graceful about that hairline.

>>845010
Where are you on the norwood scale?

>>845017
Yes. do i have to pay for that?

>>845020
No

Well ive drunk the entire bottle, aranged for my sister to phonecall me in a little while so I can schizobabble at her

Would any of (you) like to hear my schizo babble

>>845023
No

>>845024
First off I see santa claus as the first supernatural inclusion into a young childs life, what is the christmas spirit but a fanatical religious fervour.

>>845025
intrusion*

one more can of mondster and then I'll head off

>>845024
Do you want to hear about my vision shed? Theres a dead bird in one of the drawers there. I made him into a tulpa

>>845028
> tulpa
we're all about fupa here

>>845024
Id say the primary ones are the windows, trains, the golden mirror and my current bird tulpa. Id say those are the primary delusions, outside of personality delusions. Go ahead nigger, ask me about them

>>845024
Oh yea, I havent told you about the waterways yet, the ones near me are special in ways most people dont think about. Ghost and kehua are dissolved into them. The god hand reached into it to show me

>>845031
>>845030
>>845028
Shit the fuck up

>>845031
> Ghost and kehua are dissolved into them
I think it was just your NEET pee.

>>845032
Say yes and itll be story time until my sister calls, stories take longer to write than senseless (you)s

>>845032
Go ahead, ask me about one of my 'delusions' (dont think its delusion I think its a personal aspect manifesting, symbolic of who I am) as mentioned in
>>845030
>>845031

>>845032
GAPE MY ARSE AND SHIT IN IT

JURASALEM JARUSALEM JARUSALEM JARUSALEM

tell me again how great the new guy is

I AM WITHIN RELIGIOUS FUCKING ECSTASY RIGHT NOW, I MY WALK 10KM INTO THE PUB TO FEEL EVEN CLOSER TO CHRIST

>>845038
I SEE YOU SWEATING LIKE PIGS ON STAGE

>>845038
i forgive you

>>845038
POLYSTYRENE HEAD,
irrelevant words to your post but I thought the words were profound enough to justify a post

>>845038
I think he may be mentally ill.

the preachers don drinkin moonshine

>>845043
Clinically yeah, but you should know by now that such labels are relative. I have yet to murder

>>845010
Does the Persian milf wear eyeliner and have thick lips? Have rings on her fingers and sharp nails?

>>845038
god dont like it, perhaps god himself would like that. Have I not been here since you in spirit. CULT classics. SCHOOBy

>>845026
We should be worshipping it when they're having their sun equinox.

My sister hasnt called yet, its a nostalgic kind of anxiety. Like being picked up 2 hours late from school

>sun equinox
Mong head.

>>845029
Tulpa can have a fupa

Fupa is a tummy apron, right?

>>845048
Humanity needs these experiences. What kind of fulfillment could a sane world possible fill. Nowadays even something as milquetoast as religion or faith as general concept is deemed insane and thus antiquated. Why shouldnt we have insanity? How did we ever become so close minded. The average person could do with hearing the ground thump or a cloud move too fast every now and then, it would provide perspective

>>845038
He sings for Jerusalem
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ka1qIELQrKc [Embed]

I will go to church this weekend

>>845055
You need to find one where they don't sing and dance.
Hymns and refrains only.
It's for ritual, not expression.
Is there a Catholic one nearby?

Doin ok for a Wednesday afternoon . Water just turned back on. Was looking foward to having a shower. No deesire to ride anywhere, got food in the fridge and already popped a bottle of champas. Debating what to do tomorrow. Its a public holiday and i have some extra scripts i havent filled and could go to brissy and go nuts but cops and normies will be everywhere and Friday is usually a half day for me anyway. Probably should look at the weather fist. Will prob wage tomorrow get ontop of the workload and booong it up on fri /sat / sun mon

>>845056
I went to catholic school (nearly got raped) and I found them to the closest to replicating the sensation Ive felt at times. Protestants are structure oriented not aesthetic and knowledge and emotion oriented like catholics. I dont know whats nearby, most likely protestant, but it would do me some good to feel faith again

>>845057
Getting it sorted on a quiet public holiday is based bossman strutting

>>845056
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SY1JF5vEORw [Embed]
Reckon I shoul join destinies church or gloriavale. Conviction is so god noble in my eyes. To me a guy like bobby sands might as well be christ

>>845059
weather report is telling me to booong :/

>>845019
Masturbation cures baldness.

>>845062
the baldest cunts i know all abused MDMA when they were younger

>>844953
kek

>>845063
They should have been abusing their dicks

>>845052
No, the apron is different.

>>844959
>That twink stole my heart and drank my seed.
Hot!

I have that Peter Griffin apron problem here. Feels very uncomfortable.

>>845002
I enjoyed this

>>845001
[X]

fucking tradie next door has been drilling and cutting all day

>>845073
Call in some sardaukars that the Tradies are at it again.

>>845022
Nothing like listening to a drunkard ramble on about nothing they'll remember sober.

>>845055
I've been saying that for years. Problem is they do the services too early and I'm usually/always hungover.

>>845077
thats why you need meff to to be fresh for early services and then drink some pints ....

>>845061
We all know you'll be reaching for that second bottle of champers before the night is over.

>>845069
Short and sweet.

>>845074
No, it will take at least 50 years to pay off the arrival fee.

>>845082
Based.

>>845082
Very nice. One might even say ... based.

>>845085
Very depressing image. Upsetting.

Two pizzas.
Kabana, mushroom, baked capsicum and red onion on the first. Shredded chicken, pineapple and red onion on the second.
I need different pizza base sauces.

>>845088
Garlic bread?

>>845088
Sound nice. Post the photos please.

>>845091
These people that want to let the whole world know they are mentally ill. It irritates me when they are not sufficiently ashamed of themselves.

Thinking about gelati

>>845093
Get me a tub too please.

>>845088
They both sound good.

>>845092
proper weirdos with obsessions don't have wives and gfs, this guy is a poseur, has probably never even sniffed kylie's used panties

>>845094
What flavour? I'm a nougat and chocolate man myself.

>>845097
That'll be good enough for me.

>>845097
Is that brand good?
I've never bought gelato. I always viewed it as like ice cream but worse because it is just water instead of cream. Maybe I'm wrong.

think it's time for some more vidya

I hope he arrives safely.

Forgot it was anzac day tomorrow, would anyone like to recommend an australian war movie?

>>845102
ChatGPT said these when asked for a list of Australian war moofies:
>Gallipoli (1981)
>The Lighthorsemen (1987)
>Breaker Morant (1980)
>Beneath Hill 60 (2010)
>The Odd Angry Shot (1979)
>Kokoda (2006)
>Danger Close: The Battle of Long Tan (2019)
>1915 (1982) (TV Series)
>The Rats of Tobruk (1944)
>Changi (2001) (TV Miniseries)

>>845102
galipoli

Made bouritoes.
Beef and BEAN chilli, real cheese, and a pickle.
The habanero was too hot so I bulked it out with jalapenos and red onion.

>>845105
Hot!
I'll have a large serving.

>>845103
Cursed post

>>845104
No

>>845107
Forevor?

>>845105
Damn I need to make burritos

>>845106
Hope you buy three ply, the habanero was so hot that cutting it burned my face. When I cooked it guests left my flat and stood outside

>>845109
Chatgpt is cursed

Kokoda and Breaker Morant might be possibilities. I worry that Kokoda will be too similar to Danger Close, just another movie about aussies fighting gooks in the jungle.

>>845111
Sounds very steamy. My body is ready.

>>845102
tropic thnder

>>845115
I believe that has been shown before.

Well talked to my sister for far too long, anybody know how to play iso files? I need to play cliffords thinking adventure as per me and my sisters conversation

>>845113
We fought lots of gooks in lots of jungles.

>>845110
Need is the neet who doesn't do.

>>845118
None of which were ever actually in australia. Are there any movies about aussies fighting boongs?

>>845117
>I need to play cliffords thinking adventure
NZ Cruisey, I think you're a little too old for that game.

>>845120
>Are there any movies about aussies fighting boongs?
I believe the musical is still being produced. I doubt it will be ready.

>>845101
I did.
xx

>>845123
💕

>>845117
>how to play iso files?
Install WinCDEmu

Kayak going out this weekend?

>>845105
Nice.

>>845117
Iso is a disk image, the only reason to use them is making/copying disks.

Save yourself a headache and convert the iso to a sensible file format

>>845126
yeh

>>845120
There's a few camcorder videos from NT.

>>845129
Very exciting.

Have a lot of anxiety, think it may be because I haven't had any chamomile in a couple of days, but I don't want to have any now, I want to save it for insomnia.

>>845129
Be careful of pirates.

>>845125
Im on kubuntu

>>845136
Good music video.

>>845134
I'll just paddle round the lake the first time.

>>845138
Launching from just behind the hospital?

>>845082

Hello Stanners good your cenno came through. Glad you got fuel money and got some air. Glad i wasnt i want there. You should get a chip bab with beef hot chilli and garlic at Gozlememe and either eat at on boardwalk wit goon or go home.

>>845139
nah, tabernacle road probably

>>845082
Based. Looks like some kino weather.

Still haven't finished that Saw movie. Is Saw 8 better than 7?

>>845143
Dunno, haven't sawn it.

Womboflix announcement: our Anzac Day movie tomorrow will be Breaker Morant (1980), a war drama set during the boer war about some aussies who killed so many enemies the british court martialed them or something. Apologies for the short notice but I forgot about Anzac Day.

Weber shot me under Rule 303 once

>>845144
I saw what you did there.

>>845145
Sounds good.

>>845144
Moderately bantered.

Off to BWS.

>>845153
That is based.

>>845153
It is basic maths.

>>845155
He should get nuro to verify it since he is a mathematician.

fuggen bottle-o's aren't open until 12pm tomorrow
should have brought a rum bottle down for breakkayie

>>845140
>Glad i wasnt i want there
>eat at on boardwalk

Onto teh second bottle already?

>>845158
It is hard to tell with the brain damage.

>>845153
Habaneros are a 9 on the heat scale, jalapenos are only a 6. So the mix is less spicy gram for gram.
Then I used the mix to flavour a jar of herbs, red onion, vinegar, spices to make a pickle that could be sensibly consumed.

It's hard to appreciate just how hot the hottest chillies are until you're cooking with them fresh, not as a 1% meme ingredient in some sauce you bought.

>>845157
Pop out now for one.

>>845160
Very sophisticated use of ingredients. A high functioning NEET.

found a bottle of talisker I left here once before
got ginger beer in the fridge too
hash tag winning
hash tag nuro is a fag

>>845163
That last line was unnecessary.

>>845163
Based.

>>845164
Yeah, we all already knew it.

>>845160
Quality post.

>>845160
When I want to make something hot I just use 5-6 birdseye chillis, it's hot enough for me.

>>845168
I do that when I use a curry simmer sauce thingo from the supermarket. Gives it a bit of bite as "hot" usually means "weak as piss" in marketing speak

>>845161
By splitting the habanero between the chilli and the pickle I can relate how hot it is, and at a 10:1 bourito/habanero ratio it's tasty.

Might make another Vegemite and cheese sandwich.

>>845172
No offence NEET, but I think you have had enough.

>>845173
I had one for lunch and some slow for breakky. I haven't otherwise eaten today.

>>845171
nice.

>>845174
>slow
slop. Fuck me.

Watching the footy. Carn Tiges.

drinking whigsy and ginger beer

>>845178
Based.

>>845178
Based

>>845182
We could name the skank yacht that in honour of monk as a way to remember him

>>845184
>in honour of monk
The best NEETs always die too young.

>>845184
other good names are
Unsinkable II
Nauti-Buoy

>>845123
Hussy

Having some ginger and lemon tea. Wish I was gooning like the cool neets, but I know it would just make me feel worse.

>>845188
I hope you feel better soon, NOOT.

>>845185
honestly he's lived longer than I thought he would

>>845145
Pretty sure it's filmed in best A

>>845191
Everything good is. Danger Five for example.

>>845191
Correct.
https://www.nationaltrust.org.au/places/redruth-gaol/

>>845182
Hehe

>>845182
Save me a seat.

>>845188
>like the cool neets
lol they're not cool.

>>845196
Shut up nerd

>>845197
Based.

On the footy they are advertising Dune Two. You have to "rent" it on Foxtel if you want to watch it.

Thank Allah for torrents. Got it early too. Fuck normies. Fuck wagies. NEET 4 life brothers.

>>845200
You wouldn't download a goon bag.

You wouldn't download petrol unna

>>845202
Can't wait until we have star trek thingos where it just materializes food

>>845204
Weber would get stuck in his cabin

Neelix used to cook up a storm in the Voyager galley.

>>845206
Janeway would have cooked him on a spit given the chance.

>>845207
Tuvok should have arranged an accident for him.

Might have a wank

>>845209
Vile.

>>845209
She's okay looking for a boong

I'm okay looking for a NEET.

So long as you don't mind having to deal with an apron.

There is a new Big Lez series out called the Donny and Clarence show.
I always liked Clarence.

https://www.youtube.com/@THEBIGLEZSHOWOFFICIAL/videos

They need to teach women how to deal with a NEET apron. Should be part of the sex ed curriculum in schools.

>>845213
360 degrees of cushion for pushin'

>>845216
Usually when they see one they turn 360 and walk away. Not gonna lie to you.

>>845200
>You have to "rent" it on Foxtel if you want to watch it.
On ausneets such movies cost nothing, all you are required to give is your bussy

>>845218
It's already broken

>>845215
All this apron talk is turning me off my customary late night chocolate binge. Shame.

>>845217
woe

>>845217
>turn 360
If they turn 360 degrees that means they're still coming towards you.

>>845220
Push it in neet, Nurgle Apron 2025 awaits.

>>845222
720 then

>>845220
Have your chocolate NEET. Lets end the apron shame culture.

Tomorrow ANZAC day?

>>845224
kek

>>845226
yeah

Makes you think

>>845226
I hope I don't get woken up too early.

>>845231
You better be at the dawn service. Tiffin is playing the last post.

I have persistent shoulder pain, may have to stop lifting weights.

>>845232
I hope he records it for us.

>>845233
You need to lift in different ways. Try different exercises.

>>845233
Could be a tumor.

>>845226
You probably would have gone for the Galipolian turkmen.

>>845236
Its not a toomah.

I keep having that Turkish prison fantasy.

>>845237
Hungary fought Serbia or some shit during WW1

>>845239
Hot!

>>845232
You all better be there.

>>845233
Stop military press or whatever first, see if it persists with rows, curls, etc

>>845239
the one in which you're lawrence of arabia?

>>845244
I have several weeks ago, the only weight exercise I've done for several weeks is deadlifting.

>>845239
You took it like a man.

>>845142
Didn't realise it was a full moon today, so it was nice to see that rise.

>>845249
Very nice.

>>845244
I'd expect it to be bad bench or row technique before the military press. The latter is kind of hard to fuck up as far as the shoulders go, the back is another issue.
>>845246
That is odd then. Where is the pain in the shoulder and what so of movements aggravate it?

Night.

>>845252
Good night Pidge. xx

>>845252
Nite neet.

>>845240
Serbia, Romania, Russia, Italy. There were units on the western front, not sure whom they faced from the top of my head.

>>845249
Nice.

>>845252
Night fella.

>>845252
Seeya tomorrow!

Might launch a new career tomorrow doing online work for undeclared cryptocurrency so I can keep collecting cenno as well.

>>844892
Based

>>845259
Go for it NEET.

I'm going to get my haircut on Saturday. I'll have it cut short to hide my norwooding. I'm feeling a bit better about all of this.

>>845262
Don't forget your nape.

>>845263
He never does.

I am not norwooding but I am going grey.

>>845265
Are you an alien?

>>845252
Sky Rat

>>845266
No but the little buggers probed me more than once.

>>845262
You should get a toupee neet, Sean Connery wore them to cover his hair loss when he played James Bond, looked excellent

>>845270
Need more context.

>>845269
I agree that a toupee is a better move than staying bald.
People make jokes about them but it is better than being bald. Look younger.

>>845270
Vile x3

>>845271
Google reviews. Was going to try the place until reading them.

>>845274
Brown hands?

>>845262
I thought you went to the Persian milf.

>>845270
Big load

Jimmy Buffet and the Eagles.

>>845277
Nah, that was mongk.

>>845279
For some it's Jimmy Buffet and the Bald Eagles.

Are you neets going to the dawn service?

>>845283
I will pretend to so that I don't get shamed on here.

Fuck, I've got up at about 4:30 to get there. Fuck me dead. That is early. Night neets.

>>845285
Good night.

>>845284
High quality post

>>845283
Never been to one

>>845288
This will be your first.

Dawn service is for normies.

Just had a shower for the first time in maybe months. I forgot how good they can feel.

>>845291
You must have felt awful before. Be kinder to yourself please NEET.

>>845291
I hope you washed behind your ears.

Last year I went when it was literal dawn and nobody was there.
How the fuck do you even know when the service is held?

Pepe

>>845295
Its a variant.

>>845294
They never advertise them

Raj the delivery jeet is becoming suspicious, he knows too much

>>845298
The binges?

>>845297
Yea I don't get it, the RSL doesn't even put a sign out. Are they trying to gate keep their own dawn service? It seems every rsl organises them separately and nobody can really work out when they're happening

ELIZABETH

A service will be held at the Elizabeth RSL at 6am, 70 Midway Rd, Elizabeth East. The service will be followed by breakfast which can be purchased with a Gold coin donation.

NORTHFIELD

Come together at the Northfield RSL on Peter Brown Dr for a 6am dawn service followed by a gunfire breakfast for $10 per person.

NURIOOTPA

Arrive at the Vine Inn Hotel on Murray St for a 6.15am departure to the Nuriootpa RSL on Memorial Ave for a 6.30am dawn service. Followed by a gunfire breakfast.

SALISBURY

A dawn service will take place at the Salisbury Memorial on Orange Ave from 6am followed by a $15 gunfire breakfast or $12 bacon and eggs.

VICTOR HARBOR

A dawn service will be observed at the Victor Harbor Cross of Sacrifice on Flinders Parade at 5.45am, followed by a gunfire breakfast.

Bargearse here. I want a pizza wogo. Extra large. Mushrooms, capsicum, lotsa motsa-rella. And some of those hot salami *breaks wind* uno that real stuff with the real sting in the tongue.

>>845301
What is a "gunfire breakfast"?

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