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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


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NEET General #725 - Absolute Rectal Catastrophe Edition NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No. 738985 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We all have these little accidents now and then neets - the main thing is how you recover and keep going with life. Please share your best tips for cleaning up poo disasters.
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NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.740055 del
>>740053
I hope not. That story needs to end.


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:57 [Preview] No.740056 del
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2001 space odyssey is just an allegory for jewish world domination


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.740057 del
>>740052
>inch-thick
That sounds more proper than a yoga mat. Less proper than a mattress on a frame (with legs or similar).


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 12:59 [Preview] No.740059 del
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FINISH IT


NEET 08/23/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.740060 del
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NEET General #724 - Sexually Confused French Edition NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No. 738016 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Oui oui oui!
Hons hons hons!
Le grande baguette.

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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.739062 del
SMOOTH ESTATE PAVEMENT


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.739063 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.739065 del
TRUST THE PLAN


NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.739067 del
CUM SPLASH



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NEET General #723 - Ztepmum Knows Best Edition NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No. 737003 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you secretly long for some quality mummydom at the hands of a hot Ztepmum neets? It's ok, now is the time to confess.
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.738058 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.738059 del
I'M GOING IN THE BOONG CHOPPAH


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.738060 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.738061 del
boom resh


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.738062 del
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NEET General #722 - Woody Edition NEET 08/07/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No. 736039 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
On drugs again for no reason.
Had a semi productive (I got something done) day without any headaches.
>need to relax
I was playing video games.
Worse than when I was an all day choofhead.
Habitual. Feeling like I'm missing out if I don't be a boong.
Fat, lazy, stupid boong'd mong.

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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.737050 del
>>737042
They're not really even his you's.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.737051 del
N


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.737052 del
YELLOW THONGS


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.737053 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.737054 del
CRUISEMONGERS STOLLEN YOUS

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NEET General #721 - WAN WAN Edition NEET 08/02/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No. 735005 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A bored four exclusive WEEBs

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NEET 08/07/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.736035 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/07/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.736036 del
>>736035
git gud fag0t


NEET 08/07/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.736037 del
THICK NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 08/07/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.736038 del
YELLOW BALLET FLATS

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NEET General # 720 - Brick Edition NEET 07/30/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No. 734027 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
BRICK

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NEET 08/03/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.735039 del
>>735036
Chips are king.


NEET 08/03/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.735041 del
THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 08/03/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.735042 del
BUM RASH


NEET 08/03/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.735044 del
CUM SPLASH



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NEET General # 719 -Stupid Wallaby Edition NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No. 733025 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let them eat hay. Let the neets eat goon. They are both creatures of instinct, Let the live in peace and plenty.

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NEET 07/30/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.734022 del
>>734021
But I thought you trusted your neet bros.


NEET 07/30/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.734023 del
>>734020
Anything outside of the Playford and Salisbury council areas is not worth knowing and not worth the travel time.


NEET 07/30/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.734024 del
>>734022
I do. I trust that you would pay me back, or have it on your conscience.


NEET 07/30/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.734025 del
>>734023
Barossa is worth knowing too, but yes.


NEET 07/30/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.734026 del
>>734020
seems he made you rather upset

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NEET General #718 - Balls Edition NEET 07/25/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No. 732025 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey ho it's all a load of balls.

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NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.733021 del
TIFFY PAYS NIGGERS TO KICK HIM IN THE BALL


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.733022 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.733023 del
bum rash


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:31 [Preview] No.733024 del
THOSE POOR WALLABIES


NEET 07/28/2023 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.733028 del
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NEET General #717 - Tax'd Edition NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No. 731019 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
If only we could justify handballing the costs to Monk.

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NEET 07/25/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.732020 del
Reading a bit in Alan Moore's Providence, where the protagonist and his friends went out to an evening lecture by a writer. Do people still do that in 2023? I need something to do other than sit around every night watching youtube videos.


NEET 07/25/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.732021 del
>>731987
Chicken isn't meat.


NEET 07/25/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.732022 del
>>732017
The pajeet is always at your throat or at your feet.


NEET 07/25/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.732023 del


NEET 07/25/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.732024 del
>>731998
That isn't a cropped post.
It's copy pasted text.

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NEET General #716 - ''Chin chin!'' Edition NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No. 730011 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is your favourite wine, NEETs?

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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.731020 del
Went shopping and had breakfast. Far too much work for the day. Going to collapse I think.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.731021 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.731022 del


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.731024 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.731025 del
I AM NIGGER