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No extraterrestrial princesses are currently authorized to take Bear.

[Bear] I asked SheShe "where were you [my guardian angel) when I almost died?"

She says, "I was napping."

We had some purple jellyfish a few years ago and I was in the water at the time bodyboarding and saw one and noped out of there. Things were a good 18 inches in diameter. Didn't want to find out how faceplanting into one felt.