Q's guide to ZERO inflation:

Plants are Fucking Free (How-To guide)

Everyone knows plants cost literally zero dollars. Why are you buying from the grocery store like a slave Demoncrat? Put a seed in the ground and wait, don't be a Democrat about things. Plant FACTS:

Growing does not cost money. 0$
Rain is free water retard. 0$
While waiting I have some free tips to help the plants. 0 (ZERO FUCKING) $ (DOLLARS)

The only things you need for plants are good dirt (ask any farmer) and the plant. A bit of sunshine and luck and you're done. So how do you make good dirt? The reason dirt becomes "healthier" is because there are more "nutrients" for the plant to absorb when water is transferred through it. How does dirt get nutrients? Dead plant matter and animal "waste." You can help this along with things like fertilizer, but fertilizing a single plant can cost 50$, woah there retard, plants are FREE. They cost NOTHING. Make your own fertilizer instead with these helpful tips:

1. Poop and urinate on the ground where you intend to grow
2. Gather the "waste (leftovers)" and dehydrate the Product in an Excalibur II Dehydrator (I found mine in a dumpster behind Big Lots, FREE)
3. Grind up the product in a coffee grinder
4. Mix liberally with soil